Kreeper’s *OFFICIAL* Vibe for 2021:
7Jan2021 at 1:29AM
If you’re on some ICP vs Twiztid shit this year you’re fucking LAAAAAAME. That shit’s 4 fucking years old. If that shit was a baby it could do math now, you crotchety-neighbor-ass corny bitch. You know why? Cuz there is so much dope music made by Juggalos, or is *directly* Juggalo adjacent, that your brand loyalty ass doesn’t *need* to listen to either of it. And the only reason you bitch about it is because you *want to*.
Examples:
LSP – Horrorcore head or not, you know this name: Claas. If you want to debate that uh ew you don’t know shit.
Mission Infect – Grassroots of the OG Juggalo underground and if you wanna debate please sit your uneducated ass down. They’ve literally been with the shits and down longer than half of you have been adults. Shut up and do your history.
Shrunken Head Entertainment – Again. If I gotta draw you a road map you never knew shit from the rip. Hey… do you remember on the livestream when Violent J talked about that girl group he wanted to do? Yeah the bones of that came from this lane and I can prove it. If you have to force my hand to do so (and I will) you’re an entire ignorant asshole.
Long Live Evil – Ugh. First off them Allazoolylooly Fatbois have more history in this shit than the crackhead that initiated you to ICP. “B…but they signed with MNE and Goatis and durberberberdurr” Nah you right tardo, cuz Psychopathic was about to sign them for drawing second to the Clowns after Hell’s Pit at GOTJ right? They got their own shit going on. Super Famous Funtime Guys rocks LLE. 8 Legz was dope enough to do merch designs for either Juggalo label, but fuck him right? Anyway, if we have to hate anything, hate Whipstick cuz he’s a juff.
Mobstyle – Bukshot marched. He’s about to drop that Double Dragon with Kung Fu Vampire who adopted a firm stance of “Fuck’m if they don’t like it.” He still gets gassed up in interviews and on the livesteam …but fuck both those guys right? Right???
I’m all 3 stacked Echoside Decks in this bitch. I know I’mma lose but I’ll keep it real and real interesting in the game while I’m at it.
Underground Unity
5Nov2019 at 3:47 PM
Preamble: “lol you’re in your 30s still worried about stupid clown shit” -ass motherfuckers, you stop here. I get it, you don’t get it. That’s cool, but that is your lane so stay in it. You have nothing to offer me. For the rest of y’all:
I’m a Juggalo. Always have been, always will be. Not really a Technician, I always liked Lynch and Prozak best of all in that camp ’cause I’m a grimdark horror core nerd. It’s the same reason I’ll claim Xuligan. Team Snuff earned my respect and the Cultshit movement demands it. If you don’t know why, you’re ignorant in the literal sense of the word. My point is, I ride for a lot of camps but I’m a Juggalo first and foremost. I owe a lot of my life to this culture, I never fell out of love with its core, and without its influence all these other movements simply would not exist as we understand them. That’s just facts.
Every now and then I gotta visit this topic because something happens; in this case MNE dropping a Rydas track, and everybody starts revving up their hater shit. To be clear I think it’s perfectly fine to direct that hateration towards the label/song/group or whatever, y’all were always like that, but for the love of God stop directing that hate on individuals who happen to feel the shit you don’t. At that point its just you being full venom and needing an excuse to be a shit person. You can pardon yourself and rationalize however you like, but the fact is if you came up in the same era I did then its likely you have more in common with the person you’re condemning than you have differences, so to me the shit doesn’t make sense.
“You’re not a Juggalo if-” Gatekeeping-ass motherfuckers. My first instance of that in this culture is “You’re not a Juggalo if you chill with that bitch I don’t like/am jealous she wouldn’t let me hit” so that shows how far that shit goes with me. Still here, still gonna be, still not gonna give a fuck.
^And that there is the true core if it for me. If you don’t give a fuck I can rock with you, ’cause that to me is the classic Juggalo ethic. Its not dictated by taste, or politics, or cultural climate. It’s you doing you booboo and being beautiful while you do.
And before you think this is an MNE apologists letter, think again. A lot of what Twiztid does in particular is ghey as fuck in my eyes. I don’t mind that they declined the march, but they handled it like cowards. Their last album was booty, reminds me of Get Thee Hence from that one Metalocalypse episode. “A raprock group with a DJ? Somebody tell these guys what fucking year this is.”
And yes, the recycled gimmicks are corny. Most remakes are, but I still watch’m. I might watch them on bootleg like how I’mma bootleg this album, but I’m still gonna listen. I think Bonez Dubb rapping sounds like how I imagine a Muppet taking a shit does, but I’ve still heard every AMB album at least once.I still listen.
And that’s the point. Y’all hate on motherfuckers for taking in content when we live in an age where you don’t need to support it to explore it. Meanwhile plenty of you Juggalettes (and some of you Juggalos for that matter) are still lowkey pop music fans while giving your brothers and sister shit for still exploring our mutual Wicked Shit legacy. I spent the majority of our time in this scene watching all of us defend against hatred from the outside, only to see the worst of it come from within. All it is, is sad, and your cloutkeys don’t mean shit when real ninjas are just gonna hop that gate anyway and keep exploring all this underground has to offer.
I guess the moral of this diatribe is, be kind to one another. If you must hate, hate in kind. Or hate for good reason. Hate a rapper/label/whatever, but don’t let that hate extend to those whose tastes differ from your own just so you can prove that yourself as queen of The Petty Bettys. And that goes for everyone, no matter which corner of this scene you occupy or rep for.
#UndergroundUnity and all that jazz.